I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

Eat strawberrys and touch yo self disease

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

just an update from the outside world, KFC has a new commercial that parodies ortolan bunting (has people cover their head with a cloth before eating the new KFC sandwich because it’s so good it’s sinful or whatever) and i’ve seen nonstop christian freakouts on facebook about how “openly demonic” KFC is becoming

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory