depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

serve that truth tea!

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

fun fact ancient humans didn't domesticate cats the cats domesticated the ancient humans

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

banana laffy taffy makes my cunt wet

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

I am truly a giggler. A laugher. A chuckler. Just somewhere in the background snickering.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love