spiky/Ribbon

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

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your selfship is canon 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 your f/o called me and told me they love you 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 ok🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral