Can i have but a crumb of Serotonin?

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

I do think it's funny that The Giver by Chappell Roan has the line about not needing a lifted pickup truck because the lesbians that live next door to me drive a Ford F-150.

Where's that tiktok of that lesbian going "don't leave your boyfriend for me I'll treat you just as bad" bcs that's the energy here.

such a good reaction image

Every now and again I remember how poetic Charlie Kirk's death was and it makes me smile. Man's last word's were to blame black people for gun violence right before getting blown away by a pasty-white groyper. Perfection.

never forget what they took from us.

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

Snail but with no shell

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

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