my my simple sir

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

comes with multiple fun features such as:

exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel

whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago

all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do

staring at the ceiling!

lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon

every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!

loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that

staring at the wall!

wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!

yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 

staring at the wall some more!

Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

ORDER TODAY! 

Or don’t. You’ll receive it either way!

so many people shave their double coated dogs thinking it will keep them cool in the summer but this couldn’t be more wrong!!! the undercoat actually helps keep them cool!!! by shaving them down you are actually doing more harm than good. without the protection of the undercoat, your dog can easily become sunburned and will feel the heat much more than they would with the undercoat. shaving them removes their ability to cool themselves down

FURRY DOES NOT EQUAL SIN!!

FURRIES ARE NOT SINNERS!!

They have the EXACT SAME PROPORTION of horrible people in their numbers AS ANY OTHER GROUP…which means pound for pound you white straight cishet “Christian” shamers actually have an unbelievably high number of sinners among you, because you are not following the teachings of Christ.

You aren’t feeding the hungry. You’re destroying all government-run programs that do so.

You aren’t housing the homeless. You’re destroying so many government-run programs that help people get home that our homeless population is going to skyrocket.

You aren’t tending the ill.  You’re destroying healthcare out of spite and malice and forcing people to choose between starvation, homelessness, DYING, or being able to pay medical bills.

You’re doing this every single time you vote Republican.

You’re doing this every single time you say, “Not my problem.” Or “My vote doesn’t matter.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FURRIES BECAUSE THE FIRST STONES ARE DEFINITELY NOT YOURS TO THROW!

…And yes, I do know there will be those who swear that the one blushing minion in the center is trying to accept the furry minion, but that quirked eyebrow tells me he’s dubious about doing so.  Maybe he’ll demand the minion take off the harmless ears and the harmless tail that literally do not harm anyone just by existing, period.

More to the point, he is not drawn yelling at the ones trying to shame the furry.  He’s not standing up for the furry.  It looks like he’s embarrassed by the furry in their midst.  Not exactly the most Christian value of welcoming those who are different, those who do not follow your own particular ways.

Shut the fuck up about furries and sinning.

You aren’t the ones who can throw any stones.