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Mature conversations mixed w/a lil flirting and joking >>>>

dirty diana  (Phidiana hiltoni) San Mateo county CA June 2015

reverse hero’s journey is when you’re the most powerful being in the universe and you let some dumbass guide you into becoming an insignificant and powerless ordinary dude

initiation into mystical knowledge of: how to recycle and do your own laundry

take time off from over analyzing yourself

literally though, it’s so nice to take a break of obsessing over labels and rationalizing each emotion and behaviour.....and just exist. simply acknowledge your personhood and exist.

Historians won’t tell you about Attila the Hun’s particle beam weapons

That adhd(?) feel when instead of reading long text like a normal human your eyes decide to skip across sentences and read whatever it wants like the uncontrollable heathens they are and you take 3000000000x longer to read something because every few words you gotta force yourself to go back to actually read the sentence in chronological order. In fact, I’m convinced the reading lever in my brain is set to “best stuff first” and if anyone knows how to turn it off that’d be great

An internet troll that makes fun of your posts with scathing memes that are painstakingly oil painted and physically mailed to your address months later.

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

i love the south bottom inner right waterlogged waxed slightly weathered cut copper stair

malcom x’s speeches are on spotify if y’all wanna take a listen

i ESPECIALLY recommend his white liberals speech if you’re a uh *cough* white liberal

here’s the playlist of his speeches!!