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The Pastor's Daughter: Carl Gallagher x fem!reader smut
After a few months of sneaking around in a secret relationship, the Pastors âinnocentâ daughter decides she wants to go all the way with her boyfriend, Carl. Carl and reader have spent a lot of time together on cheaper dates, like going to the movies, studying, Carl teaching her how to skateboard and having dinner at their favourite diner. The most intimate theyâve been is Carlâs shirt being discarded and his hands up (Y/N's) shirt, groping her breasts through her bra. Tonight, she wants more. Warnings: she/her pronouns, religious overtones, smut, p in v, protected sex, virginity loss, first-time smut writer Word count: 1524
Third Person POV
On this particular night, (Y/N) has snuck Carl into her empty house, the two sitting on her bed, passionately making out. Carlâs shirt has been taken off, (Y/N's) hands roaming his abs. Carlâs hands have once again found their way up (Y/N's) blouse, palming her breasts through her bra. The more passionate they become, the more bold Carl becomes. His hands glide along (Y/N's) curves as his lips leave a trail of heated kisses along her neck.
âGod, (Y/N),â he breathes, voice filled with lust and desire âYou drive me crazy,â
After a minute or two, she speaks up.
âI thinkâŚI wanna go further tonight,âÂ
(Y/N's) eyes close in bliss as she tilts her head to give Carl better access. Carl looks up at Grace, his eyes filled with lust.
âAre you sure? I want to be sure this is what you really want,âÂ
She nods, biting her lip.
âI want more,â
Those three words cause Carlâs breath to hitch in his throat. His eyes lock with (Y/N's), finding the same desire in her eyes that he feels deep within him. He takes a deep breath, capturing her lips in another heated kiss.
âIâll give you more. But only if youâre absolutely sure,â
In response, (Y/N) moves back a little and slides her blouse over her head. She throws it to the floor to be completely forgotten. (Y/N's) white bra is the only thing preventing her from being completely topless.Â
Her silver cross necklace lays against the bare skin of her chest, pointing towards the valley of her breasts. Carlâs eyes are drawn down to the glimmering cross and the body parts it points to.
âBeautiful. Absolutely stunning,â
Their lips find each other again as they savour the taste of each other. The fire in both of them grows with each electrifying touch. The air because thick with desire.Â
Carlâs hands explore (Y/N's) now exposed skin tracing the outline of her bra.
Without breaking the kiss, (Y/N) moves her hands behind her, unhooking her bra and allowing it to fall away from her body. She throws it in the direction of her previously discarded blouse.Â
(Y/N) moves so her back is against her bed, allowing Carl to hover over her. Carl breaks the kiss for a moment, taking in the sight below him,
âYouâre absolutely breathtaking, doll,â he murmurs, voice husky with desire.
Carlâs hands roam up her now topless body, groping her breasts and feeling her nipples harden under his touch. (Y/N) lets out a soft moan, tilting her head back in pleasure, only fuelling the passion and tension between them.
He continues to massage and tease her breasts, his finger expertly circling her nipples. He leans down, lips travelling down her neck and across her collarbones. He leaves soft, yet heated kisses along her skin as he savours the way her skin tastes.
Carlâs mouth finds its way down her breasts and with a mixture of tenderness and hunger, he takes her left nipple in his mouth. He suckles and flicks it with his tongue, causing (Y/N) to gasp softly.Â
(Y/N's) back arches up, one of her hands tangles in his soft brown hair, and the other grips the white sheets beneath her.
Carl continues his sensual assault on her breasts, switching his mouth to her right nipple. He makes sure to give it the same amount of attention. Carl groans softly at the feeling of (Y/N's) hand in his hair. (Y/N) bites her lip, watching as he continues his assault on her boobs.
âI want more. Please,â (Y/N) murmurs softly.
Carlâs breath hitches again upon hearing (Y/N's) plea. He pauses his actions, tilting his head up to look at her.
âTell me what you want,â he whispers, voice filled with lust and tenderness.
âIâŚI wanna go all the way,â (Y/N) admits, slightly nervous as she hears the words leave her lips.
Carl moves up to better meet her gaze. He presses kisses to her jawline as he processes her request. He gently brushes a strand of hair out of her face.
âAre you sure? Are you ready for this?â he asks, clearly concerned.
âIâm sure,â (Y/N) confirms âDo you haveâŚyou knowâŚprotection?â
âYeah,â he reaches into the back pocket of his jeans, holding up the wrapped condom âAlways prepared. Safety first. And I want you to know if you wanna stop at any point, tell me and I will,â
âIâm ready, baby. Please,â
Carl nods, sliding her dark blue skirt down her long legs. Her white cotton panties come into his sight. He presses a couple of kisses to Graceâs thighs as he traces the edges of her panties. He gently rubs a hand against the fabric, seeking the heat and wetness beneath. (Y/N's) hips roll against his hand as she tugs at his hair again. Her grip on the sheet intensifies as she lets out a whimper. (Y/N's) lewd noises encourage Carl, so he applies more pressure, firm and purposeful movements being made.
With a sudden surge of confidence, (Y/N) reaches down and unbuckles Carlâs belt, fingers brushing against the bulge straining against the denim of his jeans. She discards the belt, pushing his jeans down. Carl kicks them fully off, his erection still being held back by black boxers.
Carlâs hands tug at her panties, silently asking for permission as his lips return to (Y/N's) for a passionate kiss. She lifts her ass up slightly, allowing him to remove her panties. Sheâs left naked under him, his clothed bulge pressing against her throbbing pussy.Â
His boxers are discarded next, leaving them both completely naked. He lines himself up at her entrance, his tip brushing against her.
âJust tell me when and Iâll take it slow,â Carl murmurs in her ear.
âReady,â
With (Y/N's) confirmation, he slowly begins to enter her, filling her up inch by inch. He allows her to adjust to his size and the new sensation. He watches her facial expressions carefully, examining her features for discomfort or hesitation.Â
(Y/N's) fingers dig into his shoulders, leaving small crescent moon-shaped marks.
âShit,â she moans, feeling her walls clench around his member.
Carl lets out a groan in response, feeling her tightness and warmth around him. He doesnât move yet. He wants to be sure sheâs accustomed to the new feeling.
âMove, please,â she begs.
Carl complies, slowly starting to rock his hips against (Y/N's). He sets a gentle rhythm, cautious yet deliberate. Heâs still watching for discomfort or hesitation on (Y/N's) end. Thereâs none whatsoever.Â
(Y/N) does, however, hook one leg over his hip. The new angle causes her to let out a whimper.
âFeels so good,â she pants, her breathing becoming increasingly heavy âFaster, harder. Please, I need more,â
Carl feels his desire and arousal surge at the request. He increases the pace, picking up the rhythm and intensity. The grip on (Y/N's) waist tightens, how moans mingling with her whimpers.
âTell me how you want it, and Iâll give it to you,â Carl says through his own moans and heavy breathing.
âJust like that,âÂ
(Y/N's) head tips back against her pillow, her eyes shutting. She snaps her hips up to meet his, fingers still digging into her shoulders.
âFuck! Right there!â she moans loudly, her release getting closer.
Reaching down between their sweaty bodies, Carl presses his fingers against (Y/N's) clit, rubbing small circles. She gasps at the contact, rolling her hips. Carl grins in satisfaction at Graceâs reaction.
His vigorous thrusts continue, fingers expertly working her clit in sync. Sensing her impending orgasm, he leans in close to her ear.
âCum for me,â
Upon hearing those words (Y/N) climaxes, letting out a loud moan of Carlâs name. Feeling her orgasm, his own surges through him and he spills himself inside the condom. They ride out their highs before Carl slowly comes to a stop, sliding carefully out of her. He throws the used condom in the bin near her desk before collapsing beside her. The pair lay together, attempting to catch their breaths.
âHoly shit,â (Y/N) lets out an amused chuckle.
Carl lets out a husky chuckle in response. He pulls her close to him and draws circles on her hip with his thumb. A look of adoration and love fills his green eyes as he looks down at her.
âYouâre incredible,â he mutters, pressing a kiss to her hairline.
The two lay there in silence for a moment, eyes closed. They simply enjoy the comfortable silence, their naked bodies resting against each other.Â
The moment is cut short by the sound of tyres against gravel, (Y/N) quickly sitting up.
âShit! Itâs my parents,â (Y/N) hurriedly throws Carlâs clothes at him.
They pull their clothes in record time. Carl holds his shoes and socks in his hand as (Y/N) ushers him to the window. He gives her a quick kiss and they exchange quick goodbyes as Carl slips out the window and into the large tree outside.Â
Once heâs sure (Y/N's) parents are inside, he climbs down the tree. (Y/N) watches him disappear into the night, him having parked his car down the street to avoid suspicion. A small smile forms on her lips as she watches him leave.
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hey guess what?
you donât get to decide who is and isnât a ârealâ musical fan based on what they like.
like musicals? congrats, youâre a musical fan.
like newer musicals but arenât really a fan of older ones but still act respectful to those who are? congrats, youâre a musical fan.
like older musicals but arenât really a fan of newer ones but still act respectful to those who are? congrats, youâre a musical fan.
like both old and new musicals but still act respectful to those who only like one or the other? congrats, youâre a musical fan.
you know what makes you NOT a musical fan? trashing on other musical fans over their own preferences, acting disrespectful towards actors, etc. just being an asshole in general. fuck you if youâre that type of person.
Hey guys! As a writer myself, itâs hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. Thatâs why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future!
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Just a few I found from the writing tips tag!
Writing action / @berrybird
How to create a strong voice in your writing / @collegerefs
How to plot a complex novel in one day! / @lizard-is-writing
8 ways to get past writerâs block / @kiramartinauthor
psa for writers / @dasakuryo
âWrite Using Your 5 Sensesâ / @ambientwriting
How People Watching Improves Your Writing / @wherethetransthingsare
Writing Science Fiction: Tips for Beginners / @fictionwritingtips
Creating Likeable Characters / @authors-haven
Vocabulary
Descriptive words / @somekindofstudent
Words to replace âSaidâ / @msocasey
Obscure color words / @mintsteelpeachlilac
Words to spice up your stories / @busyibee
Words to describe someoneâs voice
Words to Use Instead of Very / @gaybybirth
Touchy Feely Words / @gaybybirth
Some Advice
Stephen Kingâs Top 20 Rules for Writers
âBut my plot isnât UNIQUE or BIG enough!â / @youreallwrite
8 Things Every Creative Should Know / @adamjk
(How To) Get Over Comparing Yourself to Other Creatives / @adamjk
How to Get Over Common Creative Fears (Maybe)Â / @adamjk
14 Tips From Stephen King On Writing / @i-can-give-you-prompts
Playlists
Electronic Thoughts / @eruditekid
âMix About Writingâ An Instrumental Mix / @shadowofemirates
Shut Up, Iâm Writing! / @ninadropdead
Chill / @endlessreveries
Breathtaking Film Scores /Â @tweedskirts
Music to Write to Vol. 1: Starlight / @crestadeen
Music for Written Words / @ghoulpatch
Dead Men Tell No Tales / @scamandersnewt
Fatale / @dolcegf
All These Things that Iâve Done / @referenceforwriters
Feeling Soaking into Your Bones / @verylondon
I Can Feel Your Pulse in the Pages / @rphelper
Morally Ambiguous / @scamandersnewt
Wonderwall / @wheelerwrites
Pythia / @mazikeene
Ballet: To Dance / @tanaquil
Websites and Apps
For Writing
ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow.
The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writingâŚkind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit!
Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone!
Writer, the Internet Typewriter: Itâs just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account.
Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words youâre using frequently.
Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you donât have your laptop on you!
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Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store)
ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive.
Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store)
SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things!
Prompt Blogs
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Jorge Gonzalez, suffered a broken neck, and a compressed spine at the hands of 3 sheriff deputies in Texas. He couldnât even hold his head up for this mugshotâŚso they had to hold it up for him. They actually thought the mugshot was more important than a hospital visit.
After a deputy tripped him he hit his face hard and went unconscious. They tased him couple of times âto wake him upâ.
He was left paralyzed neck down, went through a series of surgeries, and was in ICU on the ventilator for over a month after the arrest.
According to the hospital he went over 26 hours in Hidalgo County jail without necessary medical attention that could have saved his life.
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so just to be clear. shane dawson has:
mocked trayvon martinâs death
shared a GRAPHIC fantasy about mutilating and killing a black woman who called him out on racism and misogynoir
defending pedophilia on his podcast
gave multiple racist influencers platforms
one of which he made jokes about their racist scandals the whole time
the other he sympathized with when he whined about getting called a cracker in response to calling 2 of his latino employees b**ners
made a parody of nicki minaj in black face, in which he was mostly making fun of her for having plastic surgery and having a fat ass, literally a modern day minstrel show
made a song where 2 characters were at a club and the joke was that they saw a trans woman and thought she was hot, saying the t slur in said song (only source i could find)
made a video where he jacked off to a poster of willow smith (who was ELEVEN. 11 at the time)
profited off of a character whoâs literally based on black stereotypes for years
done blackface in other instances i donât even know the context of
shouted the n word
thereâs a bit in another of his old videos where he literally masquerades as an immigrant who doesnât know much english- this hasnât been called out yet, but i remember seeing it in 6th grade (in the same video he asks a character thatâs supposed to be his mom- but just him in a wig, as usual, if white people or latin people are better, and the mom character refers to as a trick question)
refers to himself as poor in his videos to this day, even though we all know he damn well isnât.
these are 13 instances that i alone know of. if this man doesnât face repercussions, he will continue getting away with this shit. nothing will fucking change, this will happen every 6 months.Â
had incredibly inappropriate, sexualized interactions with minors (as young as 11) making them do or say sexual things on camera. he used his influence, only giving attention to âfangirlsâ who do inappropriate actions for him.
dismissed lesbophobia, using his bisexual identity to excuse it
dressed up as h*tler in a skit
asked a 12 year old girl to eat a cocktail weenie because his statistics showed he had a lot of child molesters watching:Â Â https://twitter.com/i/status/1276466429873676288
He also made a very graphic and horrible parody of âBlank Spaceâ where he pretends to stalk and mutilate Taylor Swift by cutting off her face and wearing it as a mask, and when her team had it taken down, he made a response video being really salty because he didnât understand how fucked the video actually was.
Source :Â selfcareisapriority