turns out my 🦆 bigger

SHE TOLD ME I HAD LIPSTICK ON MY TEWTH

:( was walking the dog and I hear my boyfriend shout my name. I turn around and through the trees I see him standing on the front steps with my parents and he shouts again that his grandfather died. I never ran to him so fast.

Omg wait is it happening

My season passes (summer) to a thing officially paid off today. Girl math. All other visits are free

I hate how onions taste good & smell good when cooking…..but leave your hands and breath smelling bad for what feels like eternity. I could wash my hands 70 times and brush my teeth 10 times and it would STILL LINGER

I’m at the point where I don’t care if we see wedding pics or not. Yeah….I’d love to and it would be fun, exciting and nice. However, I think she’s enjoying the fact she can keep something to herself and an event in her life private. We know it’s official & honestly that’s good enough. That’s all we really need. Actually…I’d even argue we weren’t even obligated to know they tied the knot.

No cus wdym my cool uncle is also my cousin’s embarrassing dad?

When you’re trying to fall asleep but all you smell is Fritos bc you have a dog sleeping on your head