Books. Dance. Music. Friends.

dying at this comment on a tiktok about Bruce getting back at J’onn for reading his mind and figuring out his identity.

sure you might catch Bruce unawares once, but he’s gonna turn it around like “what am I thinking of now?” “a puppy?” “WRONG, I’m thinking of how to set you on fire, good luck trying that ever again.”

Clark peeked under the mask and thought he won, then Bruce raised the stakes and stalked him right back. literally broke into his house and waited for him with a smile.

Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…

Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.

Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*

Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?

Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.

Jason *squints*: …how?

Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.

Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?

Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?

Jason: No, why am I supposed to?

Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.

Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…

Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.

Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*

Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?

Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.

Jason *squints*: …how?

Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.

Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?

Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?

Jason: No, why am I supposed to?

Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.

I need Daniel

I need Daniel right here

the bat siblings: …

literally Dionysus

in animal form.

tim, talking to kon: i understand that listening in on conversations has become a habit ever since you settled into your powers, but it is an invasion of privacy and has caused me some anxiety over whether or not you're listening to me at any given time. i think a good compromise could be a specific codeword that you listen out for me saying that implies permission for you to listen in. does that sound reasonable? do you have anything you'd like to say while we're discussing boundaries?

kon, in mild shock because he's heard clark complain for hours on how emotionally distant bats are: uh...yeah. sounds good.

bruce, walking in: red robin, have you completed your field reports from last nights patrol?

tim, whipping around violently: oh, so you think i'm irresponsible now? after everything i did to revamp the watchtower's security with oracle and cyborg? good to know you care about me, b.

kon, experiencing brutal whiplash while batman sulks away: ...rob, are you ok? that sounded pretty rough

tim, totally back to normal: oh yeah we're good, he gets worried if we're too nice or calm for long periods of time and its been a quiet week. the chore wheel said it was my turn to snap at him so his blood pressure goes down

kon, wide eyed and trembling: totally! makes perfect sense! clark come get me im scared

Tim’s fully extended bo staff and holding on for dear life while Jason on the other end just throws him as hard as he can.

Efficiency: 8/10

Agility: 7/10

Power: 10/10

Shock value: 11/10

Fun: 15/10

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