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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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hurricanenoelle

ayellowbirds

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

tharook

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

aceofpans

"theyre only friends" ONLY friends??? oonllyy friends??? friends is one of the most amazing things you can be

frownyalfred

dying at this comment on a tiktok about Bruce getting back at J’onn for reading his mind and figuring out his identity.

sure you might catch Bruce unawares once, but he’s gonna turn it around like “what am I thinking of now?” “a puppy?” “WRONG, I’m thinking of how to set you on fire, good luck trying that ever again.”

Clark peeked under the mask and thought he won, then Bruce raised the stakes and stalked him right back. literally broke into his house and waited for him with a smile.

this man has no idea how to lose. he just wins twice as hard the next round.

clairesstory

Damian: I still don’t understand, why did you break up with him?

Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…

Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.

Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*

Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?

Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.

Jason *squints*: …how?

Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.

Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?

Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?

Jason: No, why am I supposed to?

Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.

Cue Damian sending Bernard and Kon on a romantic getaway together while Tim wallows in self-pity so that they can start liking each other and eventually get accustomed to the idea of dating each other so Tim can have two boyfriends :)

genderblindbag-tim

Awwww dames how sweet.

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clairesstory

Damian: I still don’t understand, why did you break up with him?

Tim *in tears*: WE DIDNT, we’re taking a break…

Jason: Yeah, like that is gonna solve anything, at the end of the day you’re still gonna be in love with Superboy.

Tim: I KNOW! I’m betraying Bernard and it’s horrible because I still love him too…I don’t know what to do! *storms out of the living room*

Jason: We are just the best help in the world, aren’t we?

Damian: If he wanted emotional help, he should’ve went to Richard, but we truly can give him the best solution to his problem.

Jason *squints*: …how?

Damian: Well Connor is a very adventurous individual, especially in intimate endeavors and Bernard is somehow weirder than Gotham citizens, which I still don’t know how is possible.

Jason *very confused*: Okay…what does that have to do with anything?

Damian: Have you ever watched The Challengers before?

Jason: No, why am I supposed to?

Damian: Jason…Tim has two hands.

Cue Damian sending Bernard and Kon on a romantic getaway together while Tim wallows in self-pity so that they can start liking each other and eventually get accustomed to the idea of dating each other so Tim can have two boyfriends :)

wasted-and-ready

Reasons why Dr. Daniel Jackson can't go to the Pegasus Galaxy:

I need Daniel

I need Daniel right here

An exhaustive list by Brigadier General Jack O'Neill

incorrect-favourites

reporter: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

the bat siblings: …

dick: Only one…?

bigcommunity

The unemployment rate got people inventing psychological warfare

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

charlesoberonn

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

the-haiku-bot

“godless beast” and it’s

literally Dionysus

in animal form.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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kimberlina-roo

to expand on my headcanon that bruce is actually emotionally capable but only within the limits of how his gaggle of children show emotion, i think several of the batfam have the opposite problem. they can express and understand emotions totally normally but ONLY with people outside of the bats. for example:

tim, talking to kon: i understand that listening in on conversations has become a habit ever since you settled into your powers, but it is an invasion of privacy and has caused me some anxiety over whether or not you're listening to me at any given time. i think a good compromise could be a specific codeword that you listen out for me saying that implies permission for you to listen in. does that sound reasonable? do you have anything you'd like to say while we're discussing boundaries?

kon, in mild shock because he's heard clark complain for hours on how emotionally distant bats are: uh...yeah. sounds good.

bruce, walking in: red robin, have you completed your field reports from last nights patrol?

tim, whipping around violently: oh, so you think i'm irresponsible now? after everything i did to revamp the watchtower's security with oracle and cyborg? good to know you care about me, b.

kon, experiencing brutal whiplash while batman sulks away: ...rob, are you ok? that sounded pretty rough

tim, totally back to normal: oh yeah we're good, he gets worried if we're too nice or calm for long periods of time and its been a quiet week. the chore wheel said it was my turn to snap at him so his blood pressure goes down

kon, wide eyed and trembling: totally! makes perfect sense! clark come get me im scared

i think it becomes such a widely known phenomenon that other heroes treat it almost like a diplomatic mission. if two bats are in the room together everyone becomes the most Polite and Respectful person on the planet out of pure fear. eventually this backfires because bruce gets paranoid about how calm the justice league is being and a second JL chore wheel has to be instituted. its color coded.

pukicho

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

pukicho

This is a really fun post so far

depsidase

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

bleedthebeat

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

ndnbutch

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

bleedthebeat

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

ndnbutch

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

bleedthebeat

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

ndnbutch

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

bleedthebeat

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

ndnbutch

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

bleedthebeat

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

ndnbutch

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

bleedthebeat

we were sitting across from each other in the living room reblogging back and forth like it was a life-or-death yu-gi-oh duel

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