love, ve

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

Do you guys remember the tech billionaire Bryan Johnson who wants to live forever? Well, he has a girlfriend now, and he wants her to live forever too, so he’s using her as a guinea pig for research on the female body. And the best part is that it will almost certainly lead to breakthroughs in women’s health. Because an insane billionaire is funding it to make his girlfriend live forever

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

no, the bombing and deaths of thousands of palestinians, lebanese, yemenis, iranians, iraqis and people in west asia and africa are not 'distractions' for the epstein files. we get it you see our lives as less but it's just not. we matter.

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people

not even joking i am blocking anyone who’s celebrating england winning it is THAT serious

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything