Dream I Die

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

my pet cigarette has betrayed me for the last time

wait what did your pet cigarette do. is it problematic

it kissed someone else

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

Accidentally put my whole fucking heart into something that wasnt fucking meant for me again fucking hell

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism