No. 1 Sodium Lamp Fan

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

May you be chosen in ways that don’t confuse your nervous system.

most importantly if you learn about things you will be able to understand art better. or whatever fag shit it is you like

the truth of girls revealed: gaaaaaaauyyyyyyyuy

sex isn't real it's something they made up as a hypothetical so we could do kink discourse. it's kind of like the trolley from the trolley problem. it's just a thought experiment

Birds are crazy it's like this inconspicuous blob on toothpicks has travelled and seen half the world

get fucking seen & accepted idiot

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!

somebody took a photo of me while I was sitting on the rocks out at sea. what. am I just an unusual bird to you people. teehee okay hold on let me pose hold onnnnn

I was a little majestic with my hair flowing in the wind. but I also had one wet pant leg and wet shoe because of The Sea which I think deducts a few majesty points

just misread "comparing apples to oranges" as "comparing alphas to omegas" I think I should go and stand on the side of the road with my thumb out and hitchhike to a field in the middle of nowhere and lie down in it and close my eyes and maybe cry a single tear