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today's the perfect day to remind everyone that ellyse perry has more runs in cricket world cup knockout matches than sachin tendulkar and more goals in soccer world cup knockout matches than cristiano ronaldo

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

speaking of... it's actually insane that im gonna be starting college in less than 2 months

i feel like i am as nonchalant as my dad or maybe worse. i have to try a lot to be perceived as not so. why.

Yes I hate him and I will never be anything like him ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever evrer

everyone from school is having insane glowups like brother where is the crazy exhaustion from war (entrances)

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

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