When Mind And Flesh Depart

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

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死神

If so, here you go.

-Zombies that eat money instead of brains

-A sapient calculator that gives you wrong answers on purpose

-Weed Golem

-The guy who eats all the cheese samples at the grocery store

-A yeti who attacks by yodeling

-Danny DeVito

-A giant hungry shark, but it’s a whale shark so it just wants to eat plankton

-A flesh golem made of Spam

-An extremely smelly goat

Remember when Iwata cut his pay when the Wii U was losing fiscally to make sure nobody on his team had to suffer on behalf of those losses, because he believed the system couldn’t make it without everyone’s participation

Remember when he ported Pokemon Stadium’s battle system in a week without reference sheets

Remember when he originally helped work on Mother and basically helped the series exist

Remember when he compressed Pokemon Gold and Silver to even less than half its original size to fit in Kanto, something the original dev team didn’t even think was something they were gonna do or even could do themselves

Remember all those goofy montages he went out of his way to make fun of himself for so we could laugh

Remember how he refused to let Nintendo become active on the mobile market, effectively having made the company truer to core principles of videogames than most

Remember how people actually hated him and how he had to return from work tired every night probably having to keep this in mind

He was only 55

We lost someone legit

We’ll never forget you Iwata

gonna try this format again, because it allows for individual linking instead of everything slapped together into one bigass photo album that you can only vaguely see

aaaanyways, press j to skip the full gallery of buyable shit i’m about to drop here

1) My Immortal, aka the worst best fanfiction of all time

2) Spiders Georg, OG post by @reallyreallyreallytrying

3) Bog Mummies, OG post by @glumshoe

4) Historical Kinkshaming (originally about Victor Hugo but really can be any historical figure you’d like, misspelled on purpose dont @ me about it)

5) Political Discourse Mood, Tumblr Edition OG post by @redmensch

6) REALLY FUCKIN LOVE COFFEE, OG post by @m4ge

7) The Original Your Mom Joke, OG post by shakespeare

8) A fireball is addressed to…. 

9) PHUCKING BEESECHURGER, OG post by @hustlerose

10) General Life Advice RE: Hell, OG post by @hirilelfwraith

11) limerick rolled, OG post by @worddevourer

12) ronald reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom, OG post by @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

I’m back thanks to the beauty of night skies.