What the Fuck Is Going On?

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

40/75!

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form