I've got nothing...

sloughing off all my flesh and blood until a little cute kitten remains

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

happy pride to this post

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

isn't this the opposite of what we should be doing? don't brands HATE being made the generic term? this is the whole reason behind bandaid as a brand changing their jingle to "i'm stuck on bandaid BRAND" because bandaid was being used as the generic term too much so they didn't want to lose their trademark's power. like i think what we should be doing is saying things like "let me google that on duckduckgo for you" because that REALLY pisses google off and weakens their power as a brand.

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally