Someone still loves you

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

i heard being friends forever is the new trend

absolutely resplendent!

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

objecthead OC with a severed head as their object