HelloHelloHello

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

Do NOT tempt me like this unless you're serious...

Please and thank you

the lion does not concern herself with papa

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

They grow up so fast. :’)

Six years!

Every year I forget about Knife-Wielding Tentacle until this post comes around

For the love of God, sound on.

@vensre

Sometimes “Sound on” is a disappointment. This is not one of those times

transcript: [in thick New England accent] “Holy fucking shit; MA! MA, COME OUTSIDE, THERE’S A FUCKING MOOSE! OR A BUFFALO OR SOME SHIT; THEY’RE FIGHTIN’! Where the fuck are you goin’?! MA!! Hoooly shit; this is some fuckin’ National Geographic shit. MA, CALL THE FUCKIN’ COPS OR THE ASPCA; THERE’S ANIMALS FIGHTIN’ IN THE FRONT LAWN!! OOOOOH SHIT!!”

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

ADHD theme music

@streetcleanrr