I’m in your house, eating your food

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

the innkeeper tells my valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion that there is only one bed. luckily ☝️ i never go anywhere without my Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size regular/short, 11.5oz)

love the idea you’re not setting this up on the floor inside the room.

when i have a cold-weather sleeping bag and merino base layers?? i have to laugh.

In the meantime, your valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion freezes their ass off in the inn, misplacing a couple vertebrae on what is mockingly referred to as "a bed." Which will probably not help with the brooding for a couple days.

damn I could’ve prevented this if I’d had the foresight to also carry a second Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size large/wide, 1 lb 1oz)

Gay sex is really awesome and feels really fucking good which is a problem I’m trying overcome almost every single day of my life

Will you please make my death easy.

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it