he's your canary

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

win or lose, every single player on argentina owes their goalie a blow job

insane how i said this and the argentina goalie did the stupidest thing i've seen all game, i love controlling sports

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

dick from a guy who is sobbing and scared

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

well maybe i'm the slur cw america

Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real