ovar the rainbow

Y’all watch bob l'éponge?

COUNT dracula? ok. one lol

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

you are all sick in the head

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social media

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

i'm feeling even more francophobic than usual

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?