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if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

uh oh! the villainous Dr. Frown has stolen all of the smiles from Happy City! we need the aid of Gigglegirl to put a stop to his reign of terror! :(

okay, so, we were expecting Gigglegirl to just, like, cheer up the citizens of Happy City to return our smiles. we did not expect her to do that to Dr. Frown. our deep and sincere condolences to the Frown family

In Evilworld the other two McElroys perished in a tragic video game accident and Travis does a podcast that’s just called Me

any one of us could receive an attack buff in real life basically whenever. we wouldn't even know because our daily lives generally have no call for beating people up. but it's possible that for any given 30 seconds of any day you could receive a damage multiplier that would cause your weakest punch to effortlessly blast somebody into giblets and you never noticed because you didn't punch anyone during that window

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

Oh if people need context for live slug reaction this is the original post. I'm not sure why it's blowing up today but it sure is hilarious

meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it’s a sex thing but i don’t even know anymore

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay