It's Funny

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the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

I think... I can play video games. on the computer. Or can i....

incidentally a near-perfect reenactment of an exchange I'd have with my mother almost daily circa 2008

He sounds exactly like Bob from Bob’s Burgers

I was like "How can a video of a couple being excited about their Christmas decoration be almost forty seconds long?" And oh my.

OH MY GOD! 🤣

I actually Laughed Out Loud!

Oh my god 🤣

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

I use a public men's restroom and find trash on the ground and a foul smell in the air. The liquid on the floor in one of the stalls is probably pee, as usual. I go into a woman's bathroom and find what I can only assume is the aftermath of a WWI doctor sawing a soldier's trench-rotted foot off and a woman biting at the air coming out of the hand drier like a dog attacking a hose stream. This is normal.