fnohomestuck

If only I still felt emotion

I was just showing a couple of friends this ol' blog. Don't expect an ACTUAL return. This is just my yearly check-in.

Do not tempt me

but not the hero you get

haha

if finding a drawing of someone licking a dead rose lalondes feet and feeling like i need to post it means returning then yes

choking to death on a burrito

i remember liking pokemon at one time too

yes i know all the homestuck facts i know who vriskas grandfather is i know how many toes dirk has i know who daves favorite mario brother is i know it all

wow!

absolutely disgusting

Maybe now though he'll work on going up the levels, and when he's fully realised he can use his powers over flesh to make others fatter >8D BTW I figured his strifekind is Sporkkind (fork on one end and spoon on the other). Though he just uses them to eat faster xP

technically he still is i suppose

finally equius as a sparkledog his true calling