:D

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

this big ass heart will be the death of me

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

laying an egg hard and loud

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

there's people out there that smoke weed with their parents

one time I was at a friend's place and her friend answered the phone and went "hi mom! oh I'm just rolling a joint" the relationships people have with their parents blow my mind. just insane to me. we all live such different lives

The two guys in the lighthouse didn't want to fuck each other they wanted to fuck the light house. Any fucking of each other that may have occurred was merely a replacement for the lighthouse

the best thing about iwtv continues to be and forever will be that it's a show that takes place 95% at night by necessity and yet is perfectly well lit in every shot. i can SEE what the fucks happening. hallelujah. amen

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.