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Barry: He thanked me! Who does that?!?

Cisco: Captain Cold, apparently.

Barry: He…He thanked me! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?!?

Cisco: I don’t know man.

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Barry: Leonard, where is my suit?

Leonard: That “suit” is no suit and it is an insult to tailoring everywhere when you decide to call it one.

Barry: . . .My super suit, Leonard.

Leonard: Oh, that, yeah, I hid that.

Barry: You—what?!? The city needs me, tell me where it is!

Leonard: No.

Barry: Len, people are in danger!

Leonard: My evening is in danger!

Barry: You better tell me where you put that suit, we are talking about the greater good here!

Leonard: Greater good?!? You have me! I am the greatest good you will ever get!

just had a man call to schedule an appointment with the cpa i work for and he had asked me what should he bring to the appointment. he’s starting a business and i know jackshit about businesses in general, so i tell him im not quite sure but anything you think is of relevance should be fine.

this man answers me saying how he’ll just ask chatgpt.

and he goes on to tell me that he’s been using his trusty friend, chatgpt, all along and that’s how he knew to talk to his cpa. guys, he even referred to it as ‘him’.

🫩

#stop using ai #it’s rendering us incapable of thinking for ourselves #not in this specific case but my point still stands #crow sits and yaps

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so when flashpoint happened, dante died, but you’re telling me it didn’t bring anyone back to life? the possibilities. it could’ve brought ronnnie back, or even snart. but nooo😒

crowonline

AND THEN EVERYONE FORGOT BARRY ALTERED THE TIMELINE POST SEASON 3. LIKE REMEMBER WHEN FLASHPOINT SORTA ERASED BARRY AND JOE’S BOND? WHEN JOE CALLED BARRY A DRAMATIC DAUGHTER (or smth)? YEAH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT????

a place i think everyone should go is Metropolis, Illinois, United States. it’s a town dedicated to superman and it is wonderful.

they have a superman museum with such a cool gift shop—i bought tons of shit. super great. wasn’t able to go into the museum part because my mom and brother were ready to leave:( the tickets were $8 per person, just fyi.

they have a cafe there called Super Cafe and Mrs. Lane Sandwich Shop. we didn’t eat there but it was all fried food, just a heads up.

and since metropolis is by the border of kentucky, i highly recommend to do your shopping in kentucky, or more notably in paducah, kentucky. kentucky has cheaper sales tax and gas is significantly cheaper too. they’re just a bridge away from each other.

metropolis is a small city, just btw. it was really only a day trip for us, so i wouldn’t expect anything grand.

#place recommendation #come here #great place #metropolis #superman city #superman #clark kent #lois lane #crow sits and yaps

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this shit is so funny i can’t

#the flash #cw the flash #funny #shitpost #the haunting of barry allen #such a good book #i’ve laughed so many times #the humor is unmatched i swear #it also reads like a fanfic #really angsty #really good #spoilers for the haunting of barry allen #crow sits and yaps

so when flashpoint happened, dante died, but you’re telling me it didn’t bring anyone back to life? the possibilities. it could’ve brought ronnnie back, or even snart. but nooo😒

#the flash #cw the flash #utter bullshit #flashpoint #they could’ve done flashpoint SO much better #true waste of potential #and true disappointment #crow sits and yaps

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lennysnart1

drawing my fictionkin 🩵 i need more Captain Cold fanart oh my God.

arttful-dodger

Why does Barry Allen have no *serious* chemistry with Iris or Patty…

What.

Why is he dragged around by Patty like a purse dog after they “start dating.”

Patty and Iris are friends! That’s cool!

WHY DID IRIS BRING UP THE FACT THAT THEY’RE NEWLY DATING??! AND WHY DID BOTH OF THEM POINT OUT HOW RED BARRY IS AND LAUGH!??

Barry Allen let me take you away from this place, what have you gotten yourself *into.*

*

Slightly related,

Is it controversial to say even Iris and Barry in CWFlash is weird as hell?

Why can’t he have any good canon romances???? What is this??? I need him to love like Ethan Winters so I can have some foundation in fics but like, all Barry does is yearn and be late?

Maybe Hal and Barry ARE perfect for each other in canon too, shit.

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so why is wally considered barry’s brother, joe considered his dad, but iris isn’t considered his sister?

bye it’s ridiculous

#the flash #barry allen #iris west #cw flash #i know no one wanted to hear my opinion #sorry #but i feel like barely anyone is in the gray area for them #i have a love hate relationship with westallen #popular discourse with no right answer #crow sits and yaps

spoilers for the haunting of barry allen

#the flash #barry allen #cisco ramon #caitlin snow #the haunting of barry allen #it’s a book guys #please read it #it’s an official book #there’s even a sequel #haven’t got there yet #really really good book #don’t recommend reading climate changeling #it was ass #no offense #just really out of character #funny #shitpost #sexy yoda

achillesinhighheels

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

colddon

My gleep gleep gnorp gnorp >_<

Captain cold and his alcoholism

if anyone cares, this is how my day is going😛😛

#barry allen #the flash #adopt me #roblox #big belly burger #yummy burgers #crow sits and yaps

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Joe: I know I'm not your real dad…

Barry: You're not. You're just the man who kept me fed and in clothes. Who sat beside my bed at night until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark. Helped me with my homework. You taught me how to drive and shave. And you dropped me off at college. SOUNDS A LOT LIKE A DAD TO ME.

Joe: *teary-eyed*

Barry: Still cool if I bang my sister tho right?

Joe: Of course! What normal parent WOULDN'T want his kids to fuck each other?

Barry: Okay good. just checking

barryallenreincarnated

how are people saying supergirl was bad??😭 i feel like im the only one who actually enjoyed that movie

crowonline

i genuinely liked it too. my only complaint is that one song choice they did, and that’s it. i loved Milly Alcock so much, loved her suit, her personality, the storyline—the whole shebang. a lot of people didn’t catch the memo that it wasn’t a direct iteration of that one supergirl comic, but moreso took inspiration. big differences.

anyways, the internet’s hateful, and we should start setting these people on fire❤️

#supergirl #dcu #james gunn #review #review of supergirl #supergirl was a good movie and WE will all die on this hill

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