Hella

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

This is why apollo started doing gay shit tbh

BITCH YESSS

Actual angel Nicki Minaj. God she’s such a good role model!

Reasons I’m working on pulling my grades up

im teaching piano to a 4 year old who lives across the road and im loving it mostly because today she told me “i’m little but one day i’m going to be tall like you”. i’m 5'1 i haven’t been called tall ever in my life. i almost started crying

Y'all she’ll be tall like u soon, tommorow maybe?

This is respectable meme usage

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

THIS

scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

😂😂😂😂😂 Dad doesn’t stand a chance.