PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
cherry valley forever

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Show & Tell
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Mike Driver
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we're not kids anymore.
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have another one lol
based on an incorrect quote from @incorrecthobquotes
Tian Guan Ci Fu - Donghua PV #1
More kofi sketches!!! Thank you everyone who's supported me on my kofi until now 🥺😭❤️

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when ming-xiong agrees to change appearance with you 🥰🥰👏👏
I, TOO, WOULD WAIT 800 YEARS FOR HIM
«The moment Xie Lian raised his head, a silver butterfly flew past his eyes. That silver butterfly was sparkly and translucent, looking pure and limpid. This butterfly was extremely intelligent. Not only was it not frightened, it even temporarily stopped on his fingertips, both wings glittering and beautiful to the utmost degree.»
First meeting after 800 years.
Harvard? Never heard of her
Want a more subtle way to accomplish this same kind of power move? DON’T ASK WHERE IN BOSTON. Story:
I go to a fancy grad school, where a lot of folks did their undergraduate degrees at fancy places. The two schools whose alumni here are the most full of themselves about it are Harvard and MIT. They’ll drop the name of their alma mater at any and every chance they get. However, upon introductions, they all name-drop it in the exact same way, that YOU can take advantage of. They want it to go like this:
“Where did you do your undergrad?” “Oh, I went to school in Boston.” “Neat. Which school?” “MIT.” or “Harvard.”
This way, they can act like they’re trying to be humble and not mention it, but then because you asked, they can brag. Now, I am from a midwestern public football university, so I get a little sick of people pulling this kind of stunt, especially because the same people give me a down-their-nose look after I say my school. So, I have learned that it is WILDLY hilarious to make the conversation go like this instead:
“Where did you do your undergrad?” “Oh, I went to school in Boston.” “Neat; that’s a cool city. Hey, have you all seen the latest Star Wars movie? [Or whatever subject change]” *stunned and frustrated silence because they have no excuse to name drop*
They can’t bring it up the topic change because it would be rude, and because the obvious response is that everyone knows that “where did you do your undergrad” implies what school, not what city, so they were being unhelpful in the first place. Anyway, for the small percentage of people that regularly meet braggy Boston alums, go get ‘em.
think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

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so when picard isolates himself to a field in the middle of nowhere to mourn data for 15 years he's "wracked with guilt" and "still one of the finest captains in starfleet" but when i do it i "need to manage my emotions" and im "being dramatic over a character"
remember the ed edd n eddy valentines day special with the cupids that looked like sarah and jimmy making random people fall in love, and rolf squeezes lemons in his eyes so he can see them an fights them off with a mop
self-care is spraying lemon juice directly into your eyes to enhance your perception of the spectral realm so that you can undo Cupid’s magic with a piss-soaked mop
The funny part is, there’s a scene like this in the book in the novel It, by Stephen King.
A dude squirts lemon juice into his eyes and nose that causes him such discomfort and pain that he’s able to focus passed the glamour of supernatural beings and see things as they truly are.
Rolf has seen some shit and he has probably beaten it to death with his bare hands and a broomstick.
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE
I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was
if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u
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