Fresh to Death

Circle of protection against capitalism

Happy 🗡️ stabbaversary 🗡️ Caesar

Imo it's way too hard to fake your own death nowadays

We have social media now. Everyone’s much more focused on faking their own life.

Damn that's deep. #society

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

i am the weird girl from my middle school

sink your teeth in my neck (romantically)

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

'i don't want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose' WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency

oh is that what scurvy looks like