Demon/vampire whumpees being waterboarded with holy water. Do with this what you will.

I’m terrified Azi honey what are you going to do

angels don’t have heartbeats but demons do 

thinkin about a fallen angel’s transformation into a demon and the first thing that happens is blood circulating from their first breath of earth air. thump thump. 

i’d like to think angels are naturally cold and generate heat from their halos. Demons, however, broke their halos into horns when they fell from heaven as rebellious angels, so their bodies generated their own heat - leading to heartbeats and eventually, fire.

a demon’s first day on earth is learning how to breathe.

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

hmmmm…im not sure i can do this whole evil thing much longer

just kidding i shall be cruel and terrible forever

i don't like your vibe very much young man

my dear boy your vibe is positively frightful

Booty shorts that say “ARE YOU WORTHY OF MY GRACE?”

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

I am reblogging this specifically for the word “humansona”

Is this that Good omens thing everyone is talking about