as if death itself was undone

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.