it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

“one half of a popular ship is confirmed gay but they can’t date/sleep with the other half it has to be some other random gay character” what is that about? no one likes that

I had a dream last night that the Decemberists guy put out a new song that was him announcing the band was breaking up, but the song was also his like detailing his future career path, and it was an excruciatingly granular 13.5 minutes of him explaining to us in detail that he was going to become a world renowned marionette maker and like the steps he was going to take to complete this (step 1 was learn to spin flax to make his own cord, step 2 was learn whittling to create his own puppets, step 3 to make his own paints, etc etc. He was going for that vertical slice sort of thing) All the while someone was shouting in the background I DON'T WANNA BREAK UP and WHO'S GOING TO GET MY ACCORDION because apparently there was a custody battle happening for that?? But as it turned out the song was too much of a banger and people wouldn't let them quit and also he had like horrible arthritis in his hands that was preventing him from making the shit so they announced within the week that the band was actually back together and The Marionette Maker's Heart's Desire was like their new #1 hit

i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane