i jest but in all seriousness hatoful boyfriend's reputation as a pigeon dating simulator for streamers to laugh at is my roman empire. it's sort of like if undertale's only legacy was as an obscure shitpost game with no substance or commentary or emotional depth and nuance. i mean. okay the two games aren't really comparable but that's what it feels like. To Me.

when i constantly tell people to play hatoful boyfriend i do it completely seriously. it's very dear to my heart. it's not perfect but nothing in this world is. it's a good game and i wish one of these days a big streamer would play it in its entirety and it'd get really popular and i'd finally have more people to talk to about nanaki's insane doomed yaoi situationship

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

ranking chopping blocks i've placed my head on

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

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i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary