early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

when the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one 🌞 🥰 and the sunshine one doesn't appreciate that kind of condescension from someone who holds everyone else in the world to rigorous intellectual scrutiny 👀🔥👀 and the grumpy one low key thinks the sunshine one is a lil morally bankrupt and self obsessed for maintaining the facade even when acknowledgment of struggle and negativity is necessary for constructive change 🤭 😌 and they get divorced. they get divorced. 🧑‍⚖️❌

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality