stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

when the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one 🌞 🥰 and the sunshine one doesn't appreciate that kind of condescension from someone who holds everyone else in the world to rigorous intellectual scrutiny 👀🔥👀 and the grumpy one low key thinks the sunshine one is a lil morally bankrupt and self obsessed for maintaining the facade even when acknowledgment of struggle and negativity is necessary for constructive change 🤭 😌 and they get divorced. they get divorced. 🧑‍⚖️❌

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

Trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5