Crowilina

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

today i feel very…… mmmm whats the word… bad

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

send anti-recommendations. sick of seeing which books i should read. please send books that i should not read at any cost. lengthy explanations necessary and appreciated

oh to wear a warm woollen sweater and read books in the midst of a forest all day long while sipping hot coffee

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

we need sluttier music…..

sea shanties are right there

resist the urge to give up on healing just because it is slow

what would we do without onions and garlic....

i can’t believe we’re getting an old friends video game AND a documentary this year. i keep forgetting about and then remembering and every time it’s like the most exciting revelation ive ever had

also longest government shutdown in history !! in case we forgot !! lost the popular vote by over three million votes !!