im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

me after doxxing myself & oversharing every detail of my life on da internet : i'm actually a v private person

i remember july like it was yesterday

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now