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I hate Reddit most of the time but sometimes me using the apps pays off because I just laughed for a whole minute when I saw this

I am roughly 230 years old, although I care not to count, and I am skilled with heavy armor and two handed weapons.

Now, for those curious. I am not associated with the Thalmor or Aldmeri Dominion. I am considered a traitor in their eyes, I have gathered quite a bit of execution orders hehe.

I enjoy smithing, fishing, and exploring ancient ruins. I especially find it entertaining to go up against a Dragon Priest of old.

Now, please refrain any NSFW asks or hate speech.

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

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