CrouPionZero

Welp let’s just say in that case, don’t expect me to post anything in here, just in case, cuz like, why would I be active on a website that may just kick me out of the house, RIGHT ?!

“Can you draw me free art for my birthday?”

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“Do you take requests?” “Yes but I don’t always draw them, requests are always open.” “If you don’t always draw them it’s not requests”

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“Do you draw for free or are you another money-obsessed ass hole?”

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“Could you draw me this picture? <idea>” “Yeah, that’d be like 30 bucks” “Okay, do I pay you before or after you draw it?” “Before. If I charged after it’d let people screw me over.” “Well I’m not going to pay for it if I don’t like it so unless I pay after you’re not getting my money.”

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“Do you take requests?” “Yes but I don’t always draw them, requests are always open.” “So like, if you really like the idea you draw them, then?” “Yes” “How do you like my OC?” “They look alright” “Would you take a request of them?” “Probably not” “Then why lie and say you like my OC?”

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“You do commissions, right?” “Yes” “God dammit I fucking hate ‘’artists’’ like you”

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“My best friend died yesterday, if you could draw a picture of their OC I’d really appreciate it, here’s the references. I’m sending this to a lot of artists.”

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“Could you draw my OC brutally murdering <well known artist’s OC>?” “Are they okay with it?” “I don’t want them to know about it, they’re an ass hole”

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Tumblr is in an epidemic. The porn bot apocalypse is here. And it’s really, really, really, really, really annoying. Even more annoying than me saying really five times in a row because let’s face it:

To check more video, clcik here.

Click here to find onenight stands

For more more private stuff, come here.

Looking for fun? Join me here.

Howdy guy, more private stuff here.

Howdy bro, my profile here.

Lately the probability of finding a comment like this in the notes has gone up from 100% to a 10000% and it’s seriously impacting our user experience.

I have been here since 2010, @staff. Started out as wolf blog and in 2012 I used to share my poetry and made eight super good friends to which I am still talking today! But now what?

It’s pretty safe to say that there are a number of bot networks active on this website. The one asking for bitcoin and the aforementioned ‘looking for fun’ one for example. The bots follow a pattern and because it’s a network it should be easy to roll up.

I know we always point at @staff to fix this, but honestly, it’s not an easy fix. I know many people block bots, but do we also report and flag them? How does staff respond to flags?

Anyway, here is what I and 10,000 other people who started following this blog over the last 24 hours propose:

We purge the bots. The porn bots. All of them. This is going to be one big COORDINATED effort to destroy the bots!

For one month we are going to report and flag those blogs, and make sure we cut their profits so they don’t make enough money to support their bot network.

It’s very important that we do this as a community. This is a movement. Everyone has to join so we can limit the outcome of this battle to only two possibilities:

We win this battle

@staff really doesn’t give a shit

Another commission from @retropony28 ^_^! In this one I drew “P.E.S.T.” an OC of @croupionzero :3

Thank you again for drawing one of muh OCs, you're awesome *^*

Happy (kinda late) birthday to @croupionzero from @retropony28 c:! hope you had a cool b-day!

A drawing commission of his OC Pwee Pwee.

Thank you so much for having drawn PweePwee !! She’s so adorable with your style /)^3^(\

and thanks to @retropony28 for having commissioned it, really a great friend !!

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It was France Exclusive all along ?!

One day lil ponyo…