Today's Document
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oozey mess
PR's Tumblrdome
#extradirty
taylor price
KIROKAZE
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Bowery Presents
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
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@unsafe-psych
I wanted to make a general-purpose mom character, so here's Laura Baker. She's the somewhat overbearing and ditsy mother of Becca Baker, that girl-scout I drew like, twice. I got some plans for her this month, so keep an eye out for that.
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Way too funny not to share
To Whom it may concern;
You have lost The Game
Oh so you’re just a bastard then?
If you care about The Game, you've already lost life.
@autisticexpression I lost life a long time ago. The Game was all I had left at this point.
...thanks for taking that away from me.
The only game I need is my mad game with the bitches 😎
Bro you're on tumblr, you ain't got no game
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If you want to know how ridiculous the situation is in the uk 🥴
And that's not even half of it, just the most ridiculous examples
Wild
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tips for driving down back roads at night
check to make sure all of your headlight bulbs are working before you depart from your starting location. not only are broken headlights against the law, you could potentially be blindly stumbling into some dangerous territory. the more area you can see, the better. the last thing you want is to be stuck on their land.
do not let your eyes linger on the wheat fields. some have reported a sudden drop in temperature in their car. some have spoken of a tugging sensation coming from the fields. some have claimed they saw the devil himself grinning back. you do not want to find out what lurks within the wheat fields.
if you happen to come across a hitchhiker, check for wounds or anything out of the ordinary on their person. if their eyes reflect your headlights, drive faster. do not stop under any circumstances. do not slow down until you are absolutely sure they cannot catch up to you. they are not human.
do not slow down or stop to marvel at the cottage in the forest. do not go inside or get out of your car. you will not return unscathed.
if you see yellow eyes watching you from the corn, continue on. they are just the ravens.
if you see red eyes watching you from the corn, continue on. they are just the crows.
if you see green eyes watching you from the corn, get out of there as fast as you possibly can. they will follow you. they will hunt you down.
objects in your side mirrors indeed seem closer than they look. don’t glance over too often, though. they come nearer with every look.
the creatures in the woods are rumored to attack pickup trucks more often than any other type of automobile. make sure all of your windows are shut and your truck bed is empty and uncovered if you drive one. you wouldn’t want to ferry one of them home without knowing.
do not stare at the empty, broken-down cars on the side of the road. they do not welcome the gazes of strangers. it is best if you only say a quick prayer for them and drive on. you do not want to be next.
the radio may spit out some inaudible blubber occasionally. white noise may come through for a few seconds before reverting back to what you were listening to. just convince yourself you’re driving through a spot with patchy satellite signal. don’t mind what they’re saying through the static. ignorance is bliss.
some travelers claim they often hear shrieking while they are driving. contrary to popular belief, they do not want to hurt you. they are just playing tricks on you. just don’t slow down. just don’t stop.
whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. pull into a rest stop, at least. do not fall asleep on the side of the road. you may not wake up again.
the witching hour does not apply when you’re on the road. they roam after sunset. they are bloodthirsty. stay aware of your surroundings.
that stain on the grass over there was definitely from a deer. don’t think too much about it.
right?
not everything that you can see is real.
not everything that is real you can see.
the devil never sleeps. he is out for blood. he is nothing like anything you’ve ever seen before. you have been warned.
Pinkie Pie Inflated but 3D (2017) Kind of a waste to have a perfectly good party balloon just left out in a field. But I doubt this was anyone’s doing BUT Pinkies’.
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
I have literally never once seen this post lol
家に持ち帰りたい
Niii@Niiisan617
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I was generously commissioned to draw this, and I had just had to do it, for the meme.
Decided to draw something with a character I haven’t used in a while, Berkley. Seems she’s using all her available assets to try and make a splash online. But she’s about as shallow as her camera’s depth of field.
Ecchi Random
Reblog if boobs are pretty cool
If this reaches 100k notes I’ll draw not one but two boobs
We’re close
Use the booty as a pillow
Use the boobs as a pillow
Use the thighs as a pillow
Use the belly as a pillow
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Reblog if boobs are pretty cool
If this reaches 100k notes I’ll draw not one but two boobs
If it hits 200k will you draw four boobs?
Melony being fancy. Fullsize is on my FA. There are generally speaking three options I can think of: 1) Make a snapshot. A snapshot is a cumshot that pumps so much cum into her tight cunt that her belly inflates and snaps the belt. 2) Impale her on an enormous cock that would stretch her like a living sex toy that is too small for the beast that penetrated her, tearing the garter belt into two. 3) Play a long game and wait till she is so heavily pregnant that the belt can’t hold itself under the weight of her numerous offsprings.
