if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

happy pride

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

okay but seriously seriously

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

true love is mostly about bringing each other antihistamines

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this