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the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Gnarpys are canon (Pyro e1)

"Zombies" are just rabies victims and rabies canonically causes green skin (Leg's POV, multiple episodes)

Avid and Elle invented zombie villager curing (Multiple POVs, unfortunately cant find/recall what episode)

Avid's piercing (Multiple POVs/Avid episodes, mostly e3)

Fanfiction is a defined literary concept in the year [Ambiguously late 1800s] (Shelby POV/others, multiple episodes)

Twilight not only exists in book form in [Ambiguously late 1800s], but also has play adaptations. (Pyro e5)

Pyro had a pig plushie as a child (Owen e7)

Owen doesn't know what guns/bayonets are despite guns presumably existing circa 1600 when he would have been turned. (Owen e8) (Possible consequence of Owen having never been outside of Oakhurst? Maybe Oakhurst didn't have guns in Louis' time. Good for Oakhurst.)

The timeskip New York map has a 9/11 memorial but also both of the towers... Abolish stopped 9/11....

This was funnier in my head