It is my sweet beautiful wife. My glistening wife.

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

no one warned me about Lezzing Out

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now

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love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

update: uh oh

anything is lesbian sex if you have an enlightened mind and a pervert's beautiful heart

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho