applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

Does anybody recommend anything? Just in general. Thanks.

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah ianthe did all that but have you considered she was also dealing with being twenty-two.

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

"find something that doesn't feel like work to you" so close! everything feels like work because I just want to be at home doing nothing and to go on walks

I had chickens. They remember exactly who they are.

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

"you're so sweet" thanks i have abandonment issues