sea, swallow me

bro thinks hes got plany off time 💀

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

got a common cellar spider addicted to facebook shorts

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

[seeing a high definition photograph of a tropical bird after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOOH