The Land of Things

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

Serves you fucking right you little bitch

the Winchesters taught him well

exactly.

I like fall out boy’s new style of music. I like their old style. Which ever style you prefer is ok but don’t be hateful about it. Fall out boy obviously feel comfortable enough now to try different music styles.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY

THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

it’s a popularity contest, it’s not based on talent.

so today in English my teacher pulled out a Harry Potter wand to turn off the projector

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

but look at the cat in the background

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

fuck