giving the nation a new syncopation

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

I feel like a 3d printer is a better analogy because it actually builds the thing inside it but yeah

3d printers are viviparous, vending machines are hosts for parasitoid doctors pepper that oviposit their eggs inside them

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

This character on artfight called "Gateway time-out Error code 504" looks pretty interesting i think i will attack them

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

trying to pass off "i just blew 50 bucks" as a normal thing to say but i just left the boreal forest and my shirt and face and hair are sticky and soaked and. listen you can read the blog name you know what i did