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PS I'm gonna start tagging all US bullshit #us politics or #us news cuz this shit is terrifying and exhausting and I understand not wanting to see it while scrolling. Also i dont do DNIs but if you refused to vote in US elections, or u voted for Trump in some fuckass attempt to 'fight the greater evil', you're gonna feel VERY unwelcome here (to be clear, those unable to vote do not fall under this category). (Deletes like ten rants in a row) I'm very fucking angry about this

👆🤙👇👌🤌 hyaah and it's these stop motion hand gestures with weird squiggles and stuff to show the magic?

Kingsley had his (presumably) very first bath todayyyyy😀<-[the vacant smile of a man me who's had the morning of all time] didnt get to use soap, like i only have two hands and they are both restraining a FURIOUS, slippery-when-wet animal right now.. but I somehow managed not to get scratched, and Kingsley's fine too.. plus he now has a nice clean tail that doesn't have shit streaks in it! (It was on his paws too😭) Im sure he appreciates not being encrusted in shit, if nothing else. and he was already back to purring when I toweled him off lol

Right so this poor little man has diarrhea🤦‍♂️ ive never seen a litter box go from 'literally JUST cleaned this two minutes ago' to 'my cat is apparently just a rotating sprinkler'... like im talkimg 360° coverage in that thing

@fractoluminescence these are what my blueberry scones look like (was trying to get some fancy pictures for a possible online menu lol) - they're a lot softer and more moist than most scones, which tend to be kinda hard and dry and.. too dense. A lot of ppl hate scones, and i think it's because they ate an unfortunate Bad Scone. Mine are slightly sweet inside with a coating of sugar and cream that gets all shiny and pretty when I bake them😏 Good lird I sound like im advertising my own shit🤦‍♂️

All my recipes are converted into grams if you (or anyone who reads this) wants to try making scones. Theyre pretty easy, as far as baking goes lol. I think i also have a US volume (cups and tablespoons etc) version which is what I used until VERY recently when I finally shelled out $20 for a digital scale

But yah the bakery is called Long Duck Bakery bc Bill has a stamp of um. A long duck. And we couldnt think of a name. We can change it down the road if we want. The stamp is very cute tho and quite memorable, his sister in law made it for him so it's fine for us to use too😌

(Imagine this logo but just in black and white and slightly more Stamped looking throughout) i um. This is an early version of the digital logo I made based off the stamp bc im too lazy to find the final version