Salty & Sleepy

imagine if you will a meal or food of some type

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

going to start texting like a medieval monk… Woe! my brother in christ the line at the banking house has by the will of our Lord God in Heaven taken longer than I had previously in my mortal folly predicted. A lesson to us to remember our own shortcomings and that our Lord is the only Being able to understand in full the world He has blessed us with. Pray that I shall be released so that I may sooner join you. May God Bless and Keep You. - anno domini nostri Jesu Christi MMXXII

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history

the only way this hellsite will get rid of me is 1. if god herself commands me to go, or 2. if it shuts down entirely. im in it to win it also im fueled by spite

this post aged real well if i do say so myself

Still here motherfuckers

hobbies include: eating strawberries and glowing softly

Come inside my labyrinth. Nothing will happen (smiling dishonestly)

Bro unlearn your victim mentality already youre scaring the hoes

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet