Hey there

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i support women's wrongs

Is now a good time to mention that while reading the manga, we had an on-going joke of "How many times Vash shows hole"...? i don't. remember how high it got but it was double digits

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

My mom used to get frustrated at all the rocks I put in the kitchen when I got home because she thought they were dirty so she started putting all the new ones in the dishwasher for me once a week before I had to take them to my room and at one point my dad found the silverware caddy full of rocks and was like "why are there rocks in the dishwasher?" And my mom was like "I didn't want dirty rocks on the counter" and then he was like "why were there rocks on the counter?" And I was like "I ran out of room in my pockets" and then he was like "thanks none of that explains anything" and just left the rocks there and grabbed a spoon out of the sink instead of thinking about the rocks any further.

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh