mikey

cats are such babys always. all the time. their entire lifes

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

no offense but there are days where you just don’t have the energy to get out of bed and life feels a little bit harder to navigate and that’s completely okay so just focus on every minute and do what you can to get through the day

no i do not want to go uphold capitalism, i want to sleep in the arms of my lover

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

BITCH haha why you mad? because my baja blasts severely and yours dont

yea i have adhd Always Dumb and Hot Disorder

with the fewest possible utensils and ingredients please, i can't plan ahead and end up with 53 dirty pans and 157087693586703985834 spoons in the sink

punk boys of colour..... incredible