please do not engage i am better as a concept

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

For context this was posted like a month before it came out her family had a child slave, which she defended.

when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

You can go to bed at noon. You can have ravioli for breakfast and cheerios for dinner. As long as you're awake, washed, dressed, and in the place you need to be when you need to be there (and I mean *need*, like a job or a social obligation, not just aherening to cultural expectations) it doesn't matter what the rest of your schedule looks like.