this is all gay code

*looking in the mirror* You are not Armand. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not Armand. Do not think, "I am Armand"

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

our age of blogs is collapsing

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

wish i could log 10. J. D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey Yale Courses (2009) on letterboxd :(

its been OVER A YEAR. jesus. well yeah anyway what can i say its that kind of night.

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

hey ya is an impossibly powerful song

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

the difference between lestat and armands interactions w pop culture is lestat was a guest judge on an ep of rupauls drag race and armand has been a close personal friend of rupauls for the past forty years and is involved in the fracking

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame