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@creeture-scientist
Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)
in fair verona, we lay our scene
*flies past*
Pfft. Man, I really do cherish these off hours I get on my lunch brea- holy shit what was that.
Sigh. And I was just getting into my sandwich. Damnit.
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Hey, can you say " " if you support trans rights? :)
Huh. Duly noted...
frightening ghoul what do you think of this pixel object i made,,,,,,,,
Hmm. Interesting...
Are you aware of my involvement in political affairs
—mothwoman
You have beef with Richard 'Millhouse' Nixon. I prefer not to get involved with actual people. Come back to me when you kill him or something.
P. Pardon?
PARDON?!
Are you aware of my involvement in political affairs
—mothwoman
You have beef with Richard 'Millhouse' Nixon. I prefer not to get involved with actual people. Come back to me when you kill him or something.
P. Pardon?
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Are you aware of my involvement in political affairs
—mothwoman
You have beef with Richard 'Millhouse' Nixon. I prefer not to get involved with actual people. Come back to me when you kill him or something.
(( ooc poll
(( yo gangalang, how many of yall translatin my posts
i do
i dont
Choice 3
Please help I have been looking at the fish is summoned and I cannot find the gills so it must be phenomanom right?
( the fish in question)
- ask courtesy of FISHSUMMONER -
That. That is a whale. They breathe through their blowhole at the top of their head by surfacing. This is elementary school stuff.
ʖ∷𝙹 ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリ╎リ⊣ ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣
Mhm. Gotcha.
╎ ᒲᒷᔑリ, ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓵᔑꖎ リᒷ∴ᓭ ╎リ ᔑリ|| ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣∷||? ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᒲᒷᓭᓭ ╎ᓭ リ⚍ℸ ̣ᓭ
Oh boy, I sure did love my eventful and fulfilling vacation. I wonder what the Specimins are up to now.
...
Is that fucking God?! From Bible!?
Why and how do you have the ability to talk to God?!
╎↸⎓ꖌ ╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ↸𝙹
...Why do I even bother trying to talk to you. If R&D doesn't get off their asses and make that translator...
Just... don't get smote, kay? The last thing we need is to lose a Specimin to the divine rage of God.
ʖ∷𝙹 ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリ╎リ⊣ ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣
Mhm. Gotcha.
╎ ᒲᒷᔑリ, ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓵᔑꖎ リᒷ∴ᓭ ╎リ ᔑリ|| ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣∷||? ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᒲᒷᓭᓭ ╎ᓭ リ⚍ℸ ̣ᓭ
Oh boy, I sure did love my eventful and fulfilling vacation. I wonder what the Specimins are up to now.
...
Is that fucking God?! From Bible!?
Why and how do you have the ability to talk to God?!
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ʖ∷𝙹 ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリ╎リ⊣ ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣
Mhm. Gotcha.
╎ ᒲᒷᔑリ, ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓵᔑꖎ リᒷ∴ᓭ ╎リ ᔑリ|| ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣∷||? ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᒲᒷᓭᓭ ╎ᓭ リ⚍ℸ ̣ᓭ
Oh boy, I sure did love my eventful and fulfilling vacation. I wonder what the Specimins are up to now.
...
Is that fucking God?! From Bible!?
here’s 20 dollars
T-Thank... you? You all do know that Specimin LLC pays me, right?
Mmuh? Oh. Oh, that makes sense.
What are these gill your on about? They sound like phenomon phonom a non phoneomanon... The thing you call the other people. and do penguins have gills too? Bird phenom a nom!
- ask courtesy of FISHSUMMONER -
Gills—grossly oversimplifying—are how fish breathe. The gills- ugh, wet- the gills filter oxygen out of the water and the water comes out through the gills to make sure the fish isn't slowed down. Also, penguins are probably just really good at holding their breath, considering they spend a good majority of their time on land.
eldritch beings don’t understand monogamy
"Monogamy, noun: the practice of being married to one person at a time." Huh. Duly noted.
Hello! I am now summoning fish in your ask box! Why? Why not! Fish are cryptid! I mean how can thing breath in water? *various kinds of fish start to suddenly appear in your office*
🐟🐠🐡🎣🦈🐡🐠🐟🦈🎣🦈🎣🐟🦈🐡🐠🦈🐡🐠🐟🦈🐟🐡🐠🦈🎣🐠🐟🐠🦈🐡🐠🦈🐟🐟🦈🐡🐟🦈🐟🐡🐟🐟🐟🦈🐠🦈🎣🦈🐠🐟🎣🦈🐡🐟🎣🦈🐠🐟🎣🦈🐠🐠🎣🐠🐠🎣🐠🐠🐟🦈🐠
- ask courtesy of FISHSUMMONER -
Well then. This is ridiculous and absurd. And through their gills, obviously.
Well, when life gives you fish, you... make sushi. This could be used for Loch Ness bait...
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when i grow up i want to be unexplainable phenomena
@creeture-scientist ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ 𝙹⎓ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓭℸ ̣ ⚍↸╎ᒷᓭ ʖᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ
I... can't say that I get this one. Or why you brought me here in the first place.
Is this something you thought I'd relate to? Do you relate to it? I'm confused.
me and the ailly cryptid have been flirting for a while now btw
--mothman
*sips at hot chocolate while in pajamas*
...Flirting and harassment are two different things.
